Date:	Friday, 8th January 2010 (@) 09:24am
Subject:	Dear asshole who rear-ended us on the way to school...
Security:	Public
Mood:	aggravated

I knew you would be trouble when you tried to zoom around us to get into the turn lane. There was so much space, and you just had to move over and start speeding up when I put on my signal. Amazingly, you did let us over, but I wasn't sure that I had space with how fast you insisted on going while we were trying to merge.

The real problem started when I noticed the light changing. Having been in driver's ed. more recently than you, I can imagine that my knowledge of traffic safety is much more up to date than your's. Since there was plenty of time for us to come to a stop before the light changed, I did so. That's when it happened: you slammed on your brakes and skidded into us because you were a) following too closely for the road conditions- wet and slick roads require more following distance than you allowed, and b) weren't paying attention to your surroundings. The second became obvious when you exited your car to look at the damage, and I saw the bluetooth headset attached to your ear.

What bothers me is the fact that you offered no help. Instead, said, "There's not damage to your bumper, but what were you thinking!?" Still trying to stave off shock so I could make sure the Sib was okay, I rolled down my window to reply, "The light was yellow, that means slow down, asshole," and rolled back up the window. And I'm right. Yellow lights mean slow down and come to a stop, unless there is no way you can stop before the light changes.

I could have gotten out fo the car and yelled at you. I like to think I'm a reasonable person, so all I did was remove myself from the argument by rolling up the window. There was no reason to back up traffic or come to blows, which it may well have done if I'd exited the car. The light cycled through, and we were able to turn.

Thankfully, you weren't following us up the hill to the college itself, but I'm genuinely hurt by the fact you assume the handicap placard in the car was mine, or that it is in any way related to my weight. Your parting shot of, "Lose the weight and you'll lose the sticker," was uncalled for, and the straw the broke the camel's back. Rather, in this case, the thing that broke the Sib's already shattered psyche.

Since you don't know us personally, you don't know that we've been dealing with PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder) for the past three years, brought on by a particularly nasty crash that totalled my car. You also don't know that the handicap placard belongs, in fact, to my father, a disabled veteran. You don't know that I was driving that car because my own has a leaky roof. In short, there's a lot you don't know about us, and I feel sorry for you. It's more than you deserve. I hope that someday you're in the same situation from our side. I want you to be rear-ended by a self-rightous ass who not only sets off trauma flashbacks, but also makes you feel shitty about yourself.

If I were able to replay the event with a cool head, I would have exited the car and told you exactly what I'm thinking now: I was thinking that since there's ample time to stop before the light changes to red, I should do so. I'm also thinking that you should pay better attention to road conditions, and increase your following distance so this doesn't happen again. Furthermore, I'm thinking you should apologise for rear-ending us because you're at fault here, and you've set off my sister's PTSD. Finally, I think you stop picking on people half your age for being safe drivers. I don't care if insulting us makes you feel better about yourself, it makes you an asshole to me. And assholes are full of shit. Think about that one, mister I'm in such a hurry that I run red lights.

I'm really upset by these procedings, and more upset that I missed a day of class because of it. So, fuck you. Fuck you right in the ear. I hope you die in a nasty, fiery car crash, because I'm sure you'll cause plenty more.

Sincerely,
The girl in the maroon Chevy Cobalt whose lisence plat you dented.

Hello again, faithful readers.

It's been a while, and a lot has happened since I wrote you last. October finished with a bang: the Sib and I headed across the mountains to spend Halloween with the pregnant Middle Sib. We spent the weekend there with her, the brother in law, and a few friends. Only a couple trick-or-treaters, but more than we would've had at home.

November started off busy, and stayed that way. The first weekend (11/7) was the wedding of BFF's brother and his girlfriend. It was a lovely service, and I didn't even get lost on the way to the church. The Friday before that (11/6) was Middle Sib's birthday, but we held off celebrating until she came over the second weekend for the baby shower. Being pregnant, she doesn't travel well.
Second weekend (11/14) was the baby shower, which went off without a hitch. There was some problems with making a reservation- our house is not big enough or clean enough for that many people, and it's very out of the way and a little hard to get to if you don't know where you're going. Apparently, Olive Garden doesn't accept reservations on weekends. So we headed down there and I explained what was going on to the manager, and they put us in a closed-door room. It only took 20 minutes. Brother in law's dad, step-mom and sister came up from AZ to share in the festivities.
The next big event was Thanksgiving. For the first year in several, we didn't have Middle Sib with us (not enough money to make the trip across the mountains), so the house seemed emptier. We had a couple of friends over to bring some merriment. It was fun.
Things were fairly quiet for the next two weeks. We concentrated on getting things ready for the Winter holidays, and got registered for the next quarter at school. Mom and Dad went to CA to visit with Mom's family, and for Great Grandma's 100th birthday. The Sib and I would have gone down, but she was finishing the Fall quarter of classes, and couldn't miss any more days, especially during finals week. So she finished classes while the parents were out of town.
The next weekend was the parents' anniversary, and was spent cleaning the house and buying presents. Presents were made, wrapped and stowed by the TV until Yule. During this time, I took a break from ACS, as I was crazy-busy.
The tree was put up, but not decorated until the day before Yule. The ornaments for this year still haven't been baked, as I'm missing the mini screw hooks for their heads. Without those, it's difficult to attach them to the tree.
On Yule, the presents were opened, and everyone had a good haul. Later in the week, we had a visit from the Sib's Twin, before she headed to San Diego. She got part of her present, and the rest will be given when she gets home. We also cut/bleached her hair.
Yesterday was new phone day, so we tripped to the Verizon store and picked out the phones we'll have for the next two years. I got a BlackBerry Curve, and have been figuring out how to use it for the past day. I think I have all the functions I want/need now.
After the Verizon store, the Sib and I headed to the bank to deposit her check and go school shopping, since classes start next Monday for us. That's right, dear reader, I'm headed back to school to make something of myself. I've been out of work for almost two years, and I think having a degree will definitely help me in the long run. I'm still a lot confused on what I'm doing, and am a bit nervous, too, but this quarter's tuition is paid, so I better make use of it.

I've also been talking with a couple of people that I'll eventually meet up with in person. They're neat, friendly and somewhat close-by. I'm excited about it, really. I don't really make friends easily in person, so meeting over the internet works better for me. I feel like I can be more myself online...it's weird.

Anyway, dear reader, that's all that's going on with me right now. Until I write again, au revoir. :)

Date:	Wednesday, 21st October 2009 (@) 22:48pm
Subject:	Something from several years ago (2003)
Security:	Public
Mood:	contemplative

2003:

[name] Megan Mitchell, but occasionally Lacey Parker. Sometimes also Duckie, munky and very rarely Maire
[location] The Boonies (Duvall) King County, WA, USA, North America, Terra, Sol 3, Milky Way Galaxy,
[eye color] Blue
[height] somewhere between 5'9" and 6'0"
[heritage] Scots-Irish, Welsh, French, German, Cherokee, Creek and probably the other 50 varieties as well.
[last cd I listened to] Follow the Leader by KoRN
[artist i have the most albums of] Not quite sure, I think its Presidents of the United States of America, but it could be Smashing Punmpkins
[last time i turned on the radio] I don't turn on the radio. Other people do before I get there.
[last place i drove to] Woodinville and back
[last holiday i took] Ummm...Christmas? I s'pose that counts.
[most beautiful place i've ever been to] home
[country i would never want to visit] a plague-ridden dirty one, but I can't think of any off the top of my head
[worst roommate] nyself
[most paranoid about] being abandonned
[the person i tell the juicy stuff to first] Gana
[best online friend] prolly Tom
[number of jackets i own] a lot
[type of car i wish i had] something with four wheels and an engine, I suspect. I'm not too picky, I just don't have a car right now. Hybrid would be nice, though.
[dream job] Ancient Artifact Recovery Specialist (Grave Robber/archeaologist)
[fave lip gloss or chapstick] key lime unpetroleum jelly
[last kiss] I don't remember
[fave pen] Right now, my two in one pencil and pen
[countries i have been to] Canada, US, Mexico.
[other languages I know phrases in] French, Japanese, Russian, English (as oppsed to American)
[other language I would love to learn] Mandarin Chinese, Japanese, English, Italian, German, Greek

Hi, I'm still alive.

Cold passed. I'm healthy-ish again.

Middle sib's baby shower is on November 14. It'll be fun, I think. 15 people on the guest list, and invites are going in the mail today.

BFF Panda's little brother is getting married the week before. I'm hoping to go to the wedding, and have recieved my invite. I need to see if anyone else is interested in going with me so I can send the RSVP card in. Gorgeous stationary, by the way.

The Sib has gone back to school, but changed schools. She's now at the voc-tech that Middle Sib almost got her degree from. The Sib is working toward a degree in computer support, and is taking three classes right now to get the core learning out of the way: Psychology 101, Math 90, Public Speaking 220. Once she has those out of the way, she can focus on the degree-specific courses.

I'm considering going back to school. Shock and amazement, I know. I really think I can do well in the college setting, though. It's amazing to think about, considering my longstanding stance of "school and I don't mix." I'm thinking either the beauty school or drafting.

Spending a lot of time on a particular forum these days: Animal Crossing Community. The people are nice, for the most part. I have a "job" for Animal Crossing, which is kinda cool because it keeps me playing. I'm the Public Relations Director and acting Wild World Department Director, so I'm in charge of the people taking the orders, the people telling potential customers about our service, and the people that supply/deliver the Wild World orders. It's pretty sweet.

Entertainment-wise, all our regular shows are back on-air (House, Lie to Me, NCIS, Criminal Minds, CSI, Dollhouse, Monk, Psych), and we've added Bones to the viewing schedule. Still watching cartoons. Total Drama, Stoked and Ben 10: Alien Force are the ones we record to make sure we get to see them. I love me some Canadian animation. Our off-season shows are on hiatus, though, so no True Blood, Royal Pains or In Plain Sight. And no new United States of Tara until next year.
I've taken back up reading, forcing myself to make time for books. I finished Catch-22, and am working on House of Leaves. After those, I'll try to tackle Twilight again.

Date:	Saturday, 22nd August 2009 (@) 11:26am
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	sick

I'm sick. Went to bed day before yesterday with a sore throat and woke up with a sinus cold from hell. Today, everything is draining, so I'm nauseous. Ugh.

This sucks.

Date:	Tuesday, 18th August 2009 (@) 11:04am
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	bouncy

So, Middle Sister is going to have a baby. Her due date is February 28 at the moment, but it may change as the pregnancy goes on. No matter what, my little neice/nephew (we don't know yet) will be a Pisces. That fills me with glee.
We're doing a baby shower in November. We took a trip to Babies'R'Us and she showed us what she'd like. There's some cool stuff there. She's going to use cloth diapers while at home, or when there's a washing machine at hand. For trips, it'll be disposables. She wants a lot of gender-neutral stuff, and a diaper bag that doesn't look like a purse.

I'm really looking forward to being an auntie.

I'm gonna be an auntie!

Date:	Saturday, 11th July 2009 (@) 23:19pm
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	crushed

Okay, since getting a facebook account, I'm really lousy at updating anything else. I don't know why. Larger audience, maybe? Sorry, anyone who still relies on this journal to keep in contact with me.

Since Father's Day...went to Portland, saw a freakin' great concert. Christian Kane (Lindsey from Angel, Eliot from Leverage) and his band were performing at a bar across the street from Chinatown. He was hungover and the bar was half-full of fangirls, but it was fun. I had this pink thing that the tab listed as a Stoli raspberry. Whatever it was, it was good. We stayed at the beautiful Embassy Suites two blocks away. Came back home and have been playing Animal Crossing (Wild World and City Folk), waiting for the conclusion of Harper's Island. And what a conclusion it was. No spoilers, just saying that the curse was broken- my favourite character didn't die.

Next weekend is Summerstar, my annual camping trip, so this week will be the annual car cleaning frenzy. I need to get my rearview mirror reattatched, clean the small amount of trash from the backseat, check the fluid levels, download a copy of "All American Boy" and wash my car. Tuesday, we're planning the weekend meals, so I guess Monday will be the packing list day. Thursday, we load everything in the cars. Friday morning, we head out.

It seems like I'm super busy, but that's really only the summer months. Usually, I just sit around playing video games. After Summerstar, I'll be hitting jobsites again, and maybe this time someone will hire me. I'd like a steady part time job so I can help pay off my car.

I think my cat is gone for good. A bit of history here: I've had three cats. My first was a wonderful, irreplacable boy named Sterling. He was a beautiful silver tabby who joined our family when I was in sixth grade. He stayed with us through two moves before disappearing into the greenbelt behind our house...ten years later? My next boy was Kaneda, a brown tabby that vanished at least a year and a half ago. He was adorable, always sticking out his tongue. In between the boys, I got a girl. Her name was Jenneth. She was dark grey with light yellow splotching, almost tortoise-shell. She had wide yellow eyes and always looked scared. I haven't seen her since before we went to Portland.

I think she's not coming back.

Date:	Sunday, 21st June 2009 (@) 13:33pm
Subject:
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Mood:	tired

Busy three weeks is over. I'm sleeping until next week, with bursts of consciousness for Sims 3. This coming weekend, I'm going to Portland for a concert instead of Tacoma for a concert. The Portland one is cheaper, still has tickets available, and won't be filled with screaming (pre)teenage girls.

Um, happy Father's Day to the Dad on my flist. I love you.

Date:	Saturday, 6th June 2009 (@) 21:53pm
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	busy

This will be a busy week: I've a dress to make, cakes to bake, marzipan cookies to mold and bake, and maybe even the lawn to mow. Saturday is the Sib's birthday party. About a week and a half ago, I mentioned that I wanted her to dress as Alice sometime. That set the whole thing in motion: plans were made, invitations were sent, decorations and fabric were bought. I have the apron 97% done, just need the pockets and buttons put on. On the test run for the dress (since I was enlarging the pattern and fitting for a specific person), I discovered where I needed to edit the pattern more and that I can make it in a little over a day. Everything is running according to schedule, so that makes me happy. If I can keep up the pace, the full costume will be done by Wednesday, and I can spend the rest of the week doing the cake and other bits in preparation.

Long story short, I'm a busy person until next Sunday.

There's something that's been bothering me for several months: socially acceptable idiocy. Example 1: the endless PC vs Mac debate. Last time I checked, Macs are Personal Computers. So guess what, all you Mac people- you're PCs, too. Example 2: PIN number. Doesn't PIN stand for Personal Identification Number? So, when people say PIN number...

I don't know...it bothers me a lot.

Date:	Monday, 4th May 2009 (@) 22:11pm
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	emo

I'm feeling kinda mood-swing-y. Normally, I'm an upbeat, chipper person. Randomly, for the past few months, I've been hitting terrible lows. I just want to cry all the time, and nothing makes me feel better.

Today, for example, was pretty good all around. Drove Mom to the radiologist's office so she could get an MRI done, then to her office so she could put in a few hours of work. Nothing bad happened. However, come 7pm, I'm feeling depressed and want to cry. Trying to figure it all out makes me feel worse, and I start questioning all of it. The big questions, y'know? What's it all about, why am I here, will I ever be productive, do I really have any talent? Or am I really just wasting my time (and everyone else's) with my crappy drawings?

I think I may hate talented people, just because things seem so much easier for them. I wish I could string together something coherently linear, but every comic idea I have goes nowhere. I just can't stay with something long enough to make it work.

Possibly the worst part is that I know what I want to draw, but can't (that's a physical can't) translate it onto the paper. So, instead, I draw Mary-Sues and sponge other artist's styles because I'm not original or dynamic enough in my own.

I hurt all the time. I cry for no reason. I can't even pin down what makes me feel happy. Not even video games make me happy right now. I just don't know anything anymore. I want the confusion to end. I'm tired of it, of everything.

I just wish that life were easy. Or at least, easier. As it is, I think the world will end before I'm a productive member of society.

Date:	Friday, 1st May 2009 (@) 10:08am
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	happy

Happy Beltaine, everyone! Summer is officially here, officially.

Date:	Tuesday, 14th April 2009 (@) 19:13pm
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	gloomy

It's been a while since my last update of substance...here's what has happened in the interim.

Interview fell through, I didn't get the job. I've been jobless now for over a year, and my outlook is grim. The hardest part is waiting the three months for my applications to clear from systems.

My birthday was great. I got almost everything I asked for, and the day went really well until dinner. We went to a local "Mexican" restaurant, and my dinner had something crunchy in it that reminded me of crustacean. Ew.

B's husband's birthday was next. Luckily, he's easy to shop for: I just buy things I would want. Plastic cowboys and indians, silly putty, and Pez.

Beyond the disappointment in the job market, and birthdays, I've been avoiding real life by playing video games. Played a bit of Rune Factory 2 (a fantasy Harvest Moon) and a lot of DSCute (Another Wonderful Life for DS).

Looking forward to next month, and the month after. The Sib's birthday is coming up, and I'm excited for it. It'll be great. I got my tax return, so I've been able to get her some great stuff. I also replaced my windshield wiper blades, put gas in my car, and bought some toys I've been wanting for a while. Pretty sweet.

I'm trying not to think too hard about anything. If I start thinking about real-life stuff, I cry becuse I feel hopeless. So I don't think. Instead, I focus on the internet, video games or reading. And that's the short of it- why I don't update with anything other than memes, or why I sometimes just don't update.

Date:	Wednesday, 4th March 2009 (@) 17:57pm
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	hopeful

I have an interview on Saturday.

So, my birthday is officially in one month. The eternal question looms: what do I want?

I think I've used up my big gift karma until Christmas, so I won't ask for the Nintendo DS and video games, but...

·cotton lounge pants
·new windshield wipers (15", 20", 22")
·a new copy of One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish, the I can read by myself version
·shelves to put up in my room
·white low ankle socks
·monkeys
·dinosaurs
·cats
·Muppets
·Chi Chai Monchan
·action figures

Date:	Monday, 9th February 2009 (@) 16:41pm
Subject:	memememememe
Security:	Public
Mood:	memememememe

1. What is your name: M____
2. A four Letter Word: move
3. A boy's Name: Max
4. A girl's Name: Mary
5. An occupation: motivational speaker
6. A color: mauve
7. Something you wear: my pj's
9. A food: macaroni
10. Something found in the bathroom: my toothbrush :)
11. A place: Mars
12. A reason for being late: my car broke down
13. Something you shout: Mama
14. A movie... Monsters, Inc
15. Something you drink: mucho agua
16. A musical group: Menudo (MDO)
17. An animal: mongoose
18. A street name: MLK Way
19. A type of car: Mercury
20. The title of a song: My Girl

1. The phone rings; who do you want it to be?
my imagination

2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
to the parking lot thingy

3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
usually a listener, unless I'm in a car that I'm not driving. Then I don't shut up.

4. Do you take compliments well?
sure, I say thank you.

5. Do you play Sudoku?
daily, or rather, nightly.

6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
yes. I had survival training at camp in sixth grade. I learned how to build my own shelter, I know how to start a fire without matches, I have a good understanding of what's edible.

7. Do you like to ride horses?
love to, but I'm afraid I can't ride anything but a warhorse at this point. Something used to that much weight.

8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
there was the evil day camp, which was like recess at school; sixth grade camp, which was fun and informative; horse camp, which I got to go to twice, thanks to the evil day camp

9. What was your favorite game as a kid?
Clue, Scotland Yard (why don't people know this game?), and more recently, Cranium and Redneck Life

10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you go for it?
Is their spouse okay with it? I don't aid in cheating.

11. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
everyone I've dated has had different religious beliefs than me. I'd like to try someone with the same, but the only ones I know in my age group are gay.

12. Do any songs make you cry?
frequently. I cry at the wierdest things: Total Eclipse of the Heart (Bonnie Tyler), Hymn to Her (the Pretenders), Requiem (Akira OST)

13. Are you continuing your education?
not in any traditional sense- education continues regardless of scholar status.

14. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
in theory, but not in practice. I'd like to remedy that, though. We live in the sticks and I can't shoot. I feel inadequate

15. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?
my blankie

16. How often do you read books?
frequently. I'm trying to get back in the habit of reading real books with words, but we don't have many that pique my interest. I'm supposed to be reading Twilight, but have kinda given up on it 23 pages in. Partially into Angels and Demons, 2/3 through Journey to the Center of the Earth, but not really reading actively.

17. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
I reminisce about the past, I worry about the future, but live in the now. I'll get ulcers if I worry too much, and I don't have health insurance. Bad mix.

18. What is your favorite children's book?
One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish, by Dr. Seuss. *meep meep*
Where the Wild Things Are has a special place in my heart. Also, anything by Jane Yolen.

19. What color are your eyes?
blue. ish.

20. How tall are you?
5'8". ish.

21. Where is your dream house located?
the Northern Territory. Someplace cold and spacious that I can have dogs at.

22. Do you have a secret fetish?
nope.

23. Have you tried sushi?
yes, yes I have.

24. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
not that I remember. I shy away from cameras.

25. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
over 25 years ago... as in, never in this lifetime.

26. When was the last time you were at Church?
several years ago, for midnight mass at Christmas. If there was a church locally that performed it actually at midnight, I'd go.

27. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
straight line: from my room to the dining area. most steps: into the kitchen.

28. What was your favorite job?
I really liked the paperwork side of management, the short-seeming days of downstocking costumes, the paperwork and self-sufficient-ness of cash office.

29. Do you like mustard?
depends on the mustard, and where its going

30. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
sleep.

31. Do you look like your mom or dad?
mostly my mom, but with some of dad's features.

32. How long does it take you in the shower?
anywhere between 15 min and 30 min.

33. Can you do splits?
no

34. What movie do you want to see right now?
Strangers, Wolverine, Camp Rock 2

35. If you could fast forward your life, would you?
can I also rewind? pause? play normal speed again?

36. What did you do for New Year's?
played cards until 11:45, then went to bed.

37. Do you think The Grudge was scary?
not particularly. Ju-On was much creepier.

38. Could you relate to a character in Mean Girls?
do't remember the characters, so can't really say.

39. Do you own a camera phone?
yes.

40. Do you have an "ex box" with pics and letters from past lovers?
*snort* no.

41. Was your mom a cheerleader?
nope, she was drill team.

42. What's the last letter of your middle name?
e

43. Do you like your middle name?
yep. unique.

44. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
between 3 and 10.

45. Do you like care bears?
yep.

46. What do you buy at the movies?
nothing. I'm broke.

47. Do you know how to play poker?
I remember the rules for five card stud.

48. Do you wear your seatbelt?
Every single time.

49. What do you wear to sleep?
skin

50. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?
yup.

51. How many meals do you eat a day?
small, snack, large, snack

52. Is your tongue pierced?
yes, and has been for almost five years now.

53. Do you like funny or serious people better?
depends on the situation

54. Ever been to L.A.?
yes. when we stopped there for gas, I was scared.

55. Did you eat a cookie today?
nope.

56. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
yarr, what you be thinkin'?

57. Do you hate chocolate?
yes. I hate choclate so much I eat it to put it out of existence.

58. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
nothing recently. I used to have attitude problems.

59. Are you a gullible person?
depends on the source.

60. Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy?
tch, no. all I needs my BFFs.

61. If you could have any job what would it be?
professional slacker. I'd like to be paid for living my life, my way.

62. Are you easy to get along with?
for the most part.

63. What is your favorite time of day?
morning. I feel like I can do anything.

Pick one word from each pair that you think describes me the best and comment with your choices. Then copy this and post it in your own journal to see how your friends view you. Snagged from the f-list.

*iz curious*

* dominant or submissive
* logical or intuitive
* social or loner
* kinky or vanilla
* cute or sophisticated
* kitten or puppy
* warm flannel sheets or sleek satin
* leader or follower
* quiet or talkative
* spontaneous or planned
* teddy bear or porcelain doll
* hiking or window shopping
* tequila or vodka
* top or bottom
* bare foot or shoes
* jeans or slacks
* tender or rough
* aware or dreamy
* nerd or jock
* brains or brawn
* common sense or book smarts


I'll take "Things I Do Instead of Getting Ready for my Sister's Wedding" for 500, Alex.